I will never not reblog this.
“911 whats your emergency?” hi i need to report a kidnapping. my son is taking a nap in his room right now.
Probablythe best 6 seconds ever.
i fucking lost it
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot
can I call them toasty
im calling people toasty from now on ok